May or may not know I broke wrist. Snowboarding. Out of bounds New York.
Sorta think “stupid Scully”. Good at boarding, lack technical forest skills. Follow crazy talented husband and brother. Learn fate lack of skills. Fall. Smash wrist. Knew right away. Crawled out trying to breath. Pain incredible.
Get down hill pull off glove what is weird bump? Why can't move hand? Shit. Get fuck back to safety (Canada). Longest drive ever. Seriously. Happy to have ice in backseat to keep arm fucking frozen feel less pain. Have final shower before go urgent care. In, xray, splint (half cast), home under 30mins. Brilliant. 3 days later fall down stairs. Major internal bruise on hip. Also, slipped on ice New Year’s Eve while running behind house to pee (no don’t drink alcohol). Bump other hip and head.
5 days after break - full cast (coffin) on. Chose black so brother can't draw penis. Fucking friends remind white sharpie invention.
Driving manual transmission car stop & go traffic hours a day. Knee valuable stand-in.
Work use mitten for slide & pivot. One finger type. Cast pressure cause all fingers ache ALL day so try not use.
Bathing ingenuity. Put soap on leg, use leg clean normal arm. Shave pits? Not a chance. Dirty hippy chick 6 weeks. No picture. This strict no nudity blog eh?
Learn elbow is awesome wedge snow brush scrape ice windshield.
Every day toque day can't do hair.
Wash dishes one hand master but noisy drag on sink bottom. Yes latex glove bum hand but hand not good for much.
Bike WAS doable with little cast. No bike train now, very VERY pissed off.